All Cast
Vice Ganda
Moira
Anne Curtis
Morisette
Dimples Romana
Tita Moody
Tony Labrusca
Gardo
Elisse Joson
Mola
Jameson Blake
Tanacio
MC Muah
Tong
Lassy Marquez
Baks
Chad Kinis
Lovely
Brenda Mage
Sasha
Carlo Mendoza
Totoy
Andrea Brillantes
Teen Morisette
Zeus Collins
Lapu-lapu
McCoy De Leon
Andres Bonifacio
Miel Espinoza
Tetay
Jackie Gonzaga
Pose Bastardas Leader
Jin Macapagal
Ewan
Mark McMahon
Megellan
Donny Pangilinan
Jose Rizal
Ion Perez
Pose Bastardos Leader
Yassi Pressman
Maria Clara
Menggie Cobarrubias
Doctor
Tart Carlos
Mitch
Victor Anastacio
Reporter
Madeleine Humphries
Morisette's Secretary
Petite
Cassim
Susan Africa
Aling Mae
Josh de Guzman
Young Moises
Mailes Kanapi
Mother
Ogie Diaz
Nicole
Regine Velasquez
Herself
Maja Salvador
Sisa
Charo Santos-Concio
Herself