Jake Johnson
Principal Dadier
Nick Offerman
Deputy Chief Hardy
Holly Robinson Peete
Officer Judy Hoffs
Caroline Aaron
Annie Schmidt
Johnny Simmons
Billiam Willingham
Peter Epstein
One-Percenter #1
Anthony Molinari
One-Percenter #2
Luis Da Silva Jr.
One-Percenter #3 - Luis
Dominic 'Taz' Alexander
One-Percenter #4 - Lukas
Mike Seal
One-Percenter #5 - Ed
Spencer Boldman
French Samuels
Kevin Michael Murphy
Crazy
Carol Sutton
Hamilton Principal
Tiffney Wagoner
Prostitute
Hristo Birbochukov
Accompanist
Candi Brooks
VW Bug Driver
Haley Farris
Eric's Friend
Brittney Alger
Eric's Friend
Joshua Nelms
Naked Drama Threesome
Courtney Jarrell
Naked Drama Threesome
Melissa Cordero
Naked Drama Threesome
Brian H. Rossitto
Instructor
Peter DeLuise
Officer Doug Penhall (uncredited)
Johnny Depp
Officer Tom Hanson (uncredited)
D.J. Mills
Scared Kid in Park (uncredited)