All Cast
Melody Anderson
Cindy Franklin
Crystal Bernard
Anne-Marie Conklin
Barbara Billingsley
Mrs. McCarthy
Henry Gibson
Vice Principal Roman Ing
Crispin Glover
Bo Middleton
Jon Gries
Leo Bandini
Anne-Marie Johnson
Beth Franklin
David Knell
Ben Marley
Jay-Jay Manners
Jerry Mathers
Mr. Sirota
Harriet Nelson
Mrs. Crosley
Ricky Nelson
Principal Pete Kinney
Julie Newmar
Stripper
Ken Osmond
Baxter Franklin
Paul Petersen
The Coach
Sam Slovick
Burt Ward
Teacher
Tegan West
Peggy
JoAnn Willette
Nadine
Dick York
Superintendant McCarthy
Michael Zorek
Chuckie Dipple
Kelly Ann Conn
Sean Masterson