All Cast
Jim Varney
Dr. Otto VonSchnick / Rudd Hardtact / Laughin' Jack / Guy Dandy / Auntie Nelda / Ernest P. Worrell
Glenn Petach
Otto's Head-Hand
Myke R. Mueller
Lance Sterling
Jackie Welch
Doris Talbot
Daniel Butler
Slave Willie
Esther Huston
Tina Nelson
Tina Goetze
Rhonda Sue
Jennifer Wood
Monique
David Landon
Bank Pres. Rutherford
Mac Bennett
V.P. #1
Winslow Stillman
Lance's Dad
Mary Jane Harvill
Lance's Mom
Irv Kane
Herr Vonschnick
Leslie Potter
Mme. Vonschnick
Bill Middleton
Man at Autoteller
Nancy Alderson
Woman at Autoteller
Bonnie Keen
Checkout Girl
Shauree Crooks
Shopper
Bill Byrge
Gas Station Attendant
Tom Nix
Gas Station Customer
Royce Clark
Suburbanite