All Cast

Kevin Sorbo

Kevin Sorbo

Poolboy

Danny Trejo

Danny Trejo

Ceasar

Ross Patterson

Ross Patterson

Saint James St. James

Jason Mewes

Jason Mewes

Doug

Desi Lydic

Desi Lydic

Diana Torres

Edi Patterson

Edi Patterson

Peters

Bryan Callen

Bryan Callen

Eduardo

Mark Curry

Mark Curry

Captain O'Malley

Robert LaSardo

Robert LaSardo

Spider

Alanna Ubach

Alanna Ubach

Karen

Ahmed Best

Ahmed Best

Sidney Moncrief

Paul Ben-Victor

Paul Ben-Victor

Kip Tippington

Cherise Bangs

Cherise Bangs

Hot Hostess

Al Carabello

Al Carabello

Miguel Santiago

Robert Caso

Robert Caso

Bob

Jennifer Elise Cox

Jennifer Elise Cox

Rita

Nick Thune

Nick Thune

Barry

Gary Valentine

Gary Valentine

Officer Murdock

Matt Winston

Matt Winston

Officer Dalton

Jean St. James

Jean St. James

Betsy Ross

Rachel Ann Mullins

Rachel Ann Mullins

Lobster Girl

Richard Karn

Richard Karn

Bill Witherspoon

Jacqui Holland

Jacqui Holland

New Rita

Bryan Krasner

Bryan Krasner

Officer Houlihan / Lumberjack Billy Ryans

Courtney Gains

Courtney Gains

Gil Highdecker

Keena Ferguson

Keena Ferguson

Joanna

Brendan McCarthy

Brendan McCarthy

Paramedic Sir Larry Haverford

Benton Jennings

Benton Jennings

Adolf Hitler

Braxton Davis

Braxton Davis

Dr. Gelford

Joe Hang

Joe Hang

Poker Player

Akira Lane

Akira Lane

Susan Thompson / Vietnamese Girl

Jennifer Popagain

Jennifer Popagain

Lobster Girl

Rick Ferro

Rick Ferro

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