Rare Exports Inc.
Jun 19 2003
•0h 8m
•Comedy, Action
An elite trio of expert hunters venture into the woods to track and capture an especially rare and dangerous prey for the Christmas season.
Cast
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Otso Tarkela
Father Christmas
Tommi Korpela
Marker
Jorma Tommila
Sniper
Tazu Ovaska
Tracker
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