Amy Sedaris
Mrs. Middlewood
Chris Kattan
Mr. Middlewood
Alaina Lauren Steinberg
Margaret
Konstantine Kakanias
Mr. Tependris
Lowry Marshall
Ms. Wallace
Sydney Neill
Young Victoria
Kate Skye Netto
Young Fernanda
Antonia Steinberg
Dart Girl
Tom DeNucci
Townie's Friend
Lillian Adams
Victoria's Grandmother