All Cast
Kurt Finney
Clint Rockwell
Angela Trimbur
Natalie Pierce
Jason Arthur Russo
Lando
Ausby Larkin
Cracker
Christopher DeMaci
Mace
Appelusa McGlynn
Michelle
Hawk Younkins
Brad
La Donya M. Williams
Angry Customer
Cathy Cahn
Bathroom Lady
Carlos Joseph
Julio
Brett Lawrence
Kevin Morgan
Chris Teregis
Chaz
Adam Young
Lewis
Chris Stone
Trucker (as Christopher Stone)
Justin Cavender
Fatty the Clown / Book Dude / The Blue Crusader
Thor Becker
Goon #1
Andy Bray
Randy "The Stoner" Busboy
Mark Chaet
Health Inspector
David Edmundson
Angry Motorist
Cassandra Figueroa
Randy Gal
Gary Finney
Fire Inspector
Katie
Tommy the Monkey
Scott Kielty
Horny Guy
Brent Sinay
Goon #2
Randy Van Dyke
Director Extraordinaire