All Cast

Sean Maguire

Sean Maguire

Leonidas

Carmen Electra

Carmen Electra

Queen Margo

Ken Davitian

Ken Davitian

Xerxes

Kevin Sorbo

Kevin Sorbo

Hauptmann

Diedrich Bader

Diedrich Bader

Traitoro

Method Man

Method Man

Persian Emissary

Ike Barinholtz

Ike Barinholtz

Dane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet

Lauren Walsh

Lauren Walsh

Pretty Girl

Tiffany Haddish

Tiffany Haddish

Urban Girl

Travis Van Winkle

Travis Van Winkle

Sonio

Jareb Dauplaise

Jareb Dauplaise

Dilio

Phil Morris

Phil Morris

Messenger

Jim Piddock

Jim Piddock

Loyalist / Simon Cowell Look-A-Like

Nicole Parker

Nicole Parker

Paula Abdul Look-A-Like / Britney Spears Look-A-Like / Ellen DeGeneres Look-A-Like / Hunchback Paris Hilton

Crista Flanagan

Crista Flanagan

Spartan Woman / Ugly Betty Look-A-Like

Hunter Clary

Hunter Clary

Leo, Jr.

Emily Wilson

Emily Wilson

Lindsay Lohan Look-A-Like

John Di Domenico

John Di Domenico

Donald Trump Look-A-Like

Belinda Waymouth

Belinda Waymouth

Twiggy Look-A-Like

Jesse Lewis IV

Jesse Lewis IV

Ms. Jay Look-A-Like

Zachary Dylan Smith

Zachary Dylan Smith

10-Year-Old Leonidas

Ryan Fraley

Ryan Fraley

Brad Pitt Look-A-Like

Tiffany Claus

Tiffany Claus

Angelina Jolie Look-A-Like

Nick Steele

Nick Steele

K-Fed Look-A-Like

Jim Nieb

Jim Nieb

President Bush Look-A-Like

Dean Cochran

Dean Cochran

Rocky Balboa / Rambo

Nate Haden

Nate Haden

Ryan Seacrest Look-A-Like

Tony Yalda

Tony Yalda

Sanjaya Look-A-Like

Jessica Heap

Jessica Heap

Spartan Woman's Friend (uncredited)

Tim Connolly

Tim Connolly

Spartan Soldier (uncredited)

Robin Atkin Downes

Robin Atkin Downes

Narrator (uncredited)

Martin Klebba

Martin Klebba

Happy Feet (uncredited)