All Cast

Dave Annable

Dave Annable

Bryan Lighthouse

Katharine McPhee

Katharine McPhee

Masha Nikitin

Rob Schneider

Rob Schneider

Ernesto

Mena Suvari

Mena Suvari

Tonya

Tia Carrere

Tia Carrere

Lani

Kathy Bates

Kathy Bates

Bryan's Mother

Ken Davitian

Ken Davitian

Vadik Nikitin

Kevin Dunn

Kevin Dunn

Agent Ross

Vinnie Jones

Vinnie Jones

Brick

Stephen Tobolowsky

Stephen Tobolowsky

Plumber

Howard Bishop

Howard Bishop

Agent Meyers

Jeanne Rogers

Jeanne Rogers

Borislava Nikitin

Willie K. Kahaiali'i

Willie K. Kahaiali'i

Tahitian Village Mayor

Theo Coumbis

Theo Coumbis

Oleg

Dorian Burns

Dorian Burns

Pirate Dog Owner

Tani Lynn Fujimoto

Tani Lynn Fujimoto

Resort Receptionist

Al Harrington

Al Harrington

Resort Bar Tender

Allan Okubo

Allan Okubo

Accupuncturist

Michelle Cornish

Michelle Cornish

Zoya

Joe Fick

Joe Fick

Mobster Bodyguard

Celia Kenney

Celia Kenney

Wedding Guest

Duke Kenney

Duke Kenney

Wedding Guest

Paul Leo Klink

Paul Leo Klink

Club Zagreb VIP

Stephen Meyers

Stephen Meyers

Club Patron

Bill Ogilvie

Bill Ogilvie

Pig Owner

EJ Snyder

EJ Snyder

Mobster Bodyguard

Hudson Taylor

Hudson Taylor

Lani's Boyfriend