All Cast
Alicia Silverstone
Goody
Krysten Ritter
Stacy
Dan Stevens
Joey
Richard Lewis
Danny
Wallace Shawn
Dr. Van Helsing
Justin Kirk
Vadim
Malcolm McDowell
Vlad Tepish
Sigourney Weaver
Cisserus
Marilu Henner
Angela
Kristen Johnston
Mrs. Van Helsing
Zak Orth
Renfield
Larry Wilmore
Professor Quincy
Meredith Scott Lynn
Rita
Brian Backer
Middle-Aged Guy / Dentist
Taylor Negron
Pizza Guy
Amir Arison
Derek
Bettina Bresnan
Maryanne Cachillio
Todd Barry
Ivan
Glen Trotiner
Leather Guy at Club
Emily Goldwyn
Juicy Girl
Ivan Sergei
Detective
Scott Thomson
Erik
Johanna Went
Rat Eating Woman
Rhonda Freya English
Nurse 1
Leisa Pulido
Landlady
Joel Michaely
Nerdy Sales Guy
Mike Eshaq
Gunman
Annie Kitral
Elderly Woman
Thomas D. Mahard
Elderly Man
Christopher Jarecki
Legal Clerk
Olivia Walby
Baby Goody
