All Cast
Arman Darbo
Ulysses
Chloe Ray Warmoth
Ugly Duck
Eric Roberts
Alpha Altruist
J.P. Manoux
Presenter
Nick Moran
Clerk
Bill Oberst Jr.
Philanthropist
Jesse Heiman
Dorm Resident
Shannon Briggs
Jörg Doberman (voice)
Nhya Cedon
Iconic F
Ellen Clifford
Pasty F
Camille Curtis
Redneck Girl
Donzell Lewis
Priest
Rosie Okumura
Cat Purry (voice)