All Cast

Luke Wilson

Luke Wilson

Cpl. "Average Joe" Bauers / "Not Sure"

Maya Rudolph

Maya Rudolph

Rita

Dax Shepard

Dax Shepard

Frito Pendejo

Terry Crews

Terry Crews

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

Anthony 'Citric' Campos

Anthony 'Citric' Campos

Secretary of Defense

David Herman

David Herman

Secretary of State

Sonny Castillo

Sonny Castillo

Prosecutor

Kevin McAfee

Kevin McAfee

Bailiff

Robert Musgrave

Robert Musgrave

Sgt. Keller

Michael McCafferty

Michael McCafferty

Officer Collins

Christopher Ryan

Christopher Ryan

Hospital Technician

Justin Long

Justin Long

Dr. Lexus

Heath Jones

Heath Jones

Cop #1

Eli Muñoz

Eli Muñoz

Horny Guy

Patrick Fischler

Patrick Fischler

Yuppie Husband

Darlene Hunt

Darlene Hunt

Yuppie Wife

Ryan Ransdell

Ryan Ransdell

Trashy Guy

Melissa Sweet

Melissa Sweet

Slutty Girl

Valerie Posas

Valerie Posas

New Slutty Girl

Wes Davis

Wes Davis

Trashy Teen Jock

Andrew Wilson

Andrew Wilson

Beef Supreme

Mark Tuner

Mark Tuner

Officer

Kevin Klee

Kevin Klee

Main Character (Ow! My Balls! Guy)

John Dodson

John Dodson

Additional Officer

Melissa Espinales

Melissa Espinales

Counter Woman

Joseph Cheatham

Joseph Cheatham

Doctor in Waiting Room

Jason Schaefer

Jason Schaefer

Prison Guard #1 / Costco Greeter

Richard Reeder

Richard Reeder

Prison Guard #2

Lawrence Castillo

Lawrence Castillo

Prison Guard #3

Turk Pipkin

Turk Pipkin

Guy at Costco

Heather Kafka

Heather Kafka

Woman at Carl's Jr.

Christopher M. Campos

Christopher M. Campos

Congressman #1

Roman Ramos

Roman Ramos

Congressman #2

Randal Reeder

Randal Reeder

Secret Service Thug

Scarface

Scarface

Upgrayedd

Brendan Hill

Brendan Hill

Secretary of Energy

Thomas Haden Church

Thomas Haden Church

Brawndo CEO

Melissa Dawn

Melissa Dawn

Female Newscaster

Derek Southers

Derek Southers

Male Newscaster

Lidia Porto

Lidia Porto

Female Reporter

Gregory Kelly

Gregory Kelly

Stadium Guard

Greg Pitts

Greg Pitts

Cameraman

Jason Konopisos-Alvarez

Jason Konopisos-Alvarez

Cop at Government Center

Mitch Baker

Mitch Baker

Doctor

Daniel Smith

Daniel Smith

Control Room Director

Chris Warner

Chris Warner

Cop at Costco

Lonnie Nelson

Lonnie Nelson

Trapped Man

Danny Cochran

Danny Cochran

Secretary of Education

Marcos Martinez Rios

Marcos Martinez Rios

Secret Service Thug #2

Earl Mann

Earl Mann

Narrator (voice)

Sara Rue

Sara Rue

Attorney General (uncredited)

Evan Miller

Evan Miller

Charles Chaplin (uncredited)

Heath Allyn

Heath Allyn

Prisoner (uncredited)

Erik Anderson

Erik Anderson

Angry Court Member (uncredited)

Jason Bohn

Jason Bohn

Hospital Patient (uncredited)

Glori Renee Euwer

Glori Renee Euwer

Museum Visitor (uncredited)

Evelyn Hurley

Evelyn Hurley

One of Upgrayedd's Ladies (uncredited)

Tom Kenny

Tom Kenny

Computer Voice (uncredited)

Max Kruemcke

Max Kruemcke

Townsperson (uncredited)

T.J. McFarland

T.J. McFarland

Old Man (uncredited)

Jesse Medeles

Jesse Medeles

Peterson (uncredited)

James Moreno

James Moreno

Front Row Juror (uncredited)

Dan Murphy

Dan Murphy

Congressman (uncredited)

Steve Powers

Steve Powers

Townsperson (uncredited)

Stephen Root

Stephen Root

Judge Hector "The Hangman" (uncredited)

Lainie Safady

Lainie Safady

President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)

Ava Knighten Santana

Ava Knighten Santana

President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)

Kati Sharp

Kati Sharp

Townsperson (uncredited)

Michael Sorrells

Michael Sorrells

Party Guest (uncredited)

Gary Teague

Gary Teague

Townsperson (uncredited)

Curtis Wayne

Curtis Wayne

Amusement Park Patron (uncredited)

Caitlin Wehrle

Caitlin Wehrle

President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)

Heath Young

Heath Young

Townsperson (uncredited)

Spencer Kayden

Spencer Kayden

Miss Claypool (uncredited)

Samantha Inoue Harte

Samantha Inoue Harte

Juror (uncredited)