All Cast

William DeMeo

Johnny Argano

Matthew Ziff

Matty

Paul Cicero

Louie

Jack Bank

Piscopo

Tyson Beckford

Jerome

Sandra Bernhard

Sherri Dansen

John Bianco

Vinny

Jaid Barrymore

Acting Coach

Louis Vanaria

Leo

Eve Blangiardo

Samantha

Paul Borghese

Marty the Director

Lillo Brancato

Bobby

Carmen Electra

Rebecca

Michael Buscemi

Petie

Mario Cantone

Casting Director

Brooke Engen

Candy

Tiffany Engen

Mandy

Elizabeth Hendrickson

Denise

Chuck Zito

Freddy Knuckles

Robert Daleo

Commercial Tryout

Les Gardonyi

Lounge Flirt

Frank Bonsangue

Frank "The Butcher"

Malika Borghese

Makeup Artist

Richard Breitfeller

Hotel Manager

Al Burgo

Coal Miner #1

Nayi Castro

Customer at Bar

Alice Chamberlain

Hotel Assistant

Karen Chamberlain

Hotel Manager

Mark Charran

Business Man

Chrissy Colarusso

Tracey

Robert Costanzo

Aldo

Michael D'Antonio

Tony Darrow

Ralph Argano

Brian Delate

Officer Richard

Carly DeLuca

Screaming Fan

Kevin Dobson

Rustle Johnson

Ryan Duncan

Garden of Olives Auditioner

Rocco Ferrara

Coal Miner #2

Emily Frances

Self - WB11 Newscaster

Anthony Gerace

Audition Wise Guy

Allison Gestone

Bar Patron

Karen Lynn Gorney

Sophie Argano

Cara Hamill

News Reporter

Katie Hamill

Auditioning Girl

Robert Heitman

Mark Brody

Alexis Iacono

Stephanie

John Glenn Hoyt

Officer Billy

Matt Jade

Wiseguy Wannabe

Priscilla Jones

Featured Exotic Dancer

Amelia Kallman

Jennifer Calloway

Eileen Kovener

Customer at Bar

Anna Kulinova

Screaming Fan

Peter Linari

Edward Jones

Joe Lisi

Mr. Barone

James Madio

Young Mike

Joe Manuella

Robert DeNiro Impersonator

Daniel Margotta

Tommy

Lou Martini Jr.

Phil

Jackie Martling

Auditioning Comic

Michael Mazzeo

Tony Rusto

Angelo Megaro

Joey Rusto

Moet Meira

Stripper #1

Angelica Morrow

Production Assistant

Arthur J. Nascarella

Matty

Justin Ness

Elmer Johnson

Michael Nouri

Angelo

Chelsea O'Toole

Bar Girl

Seregon O'Dassey

Kim

Carla Occhiogrosso

Brooklyn Chick

Frank Pellegrino

John Argano Sr.

Rachel Perry

Self - VH1 Newscaster

Chris Russo

Crew Man

Al Sapienza

Wiseguy

Brooke Rachel Shive

Yodeling Audition Girl

Diana Terranova

Stripper #2

John Thomas

Secret Service Agent

Joseph Tudisco

Cop

Adam Ziff

Neighborhood Kid #2

Craig Keene

Camera Man (uncredited)

Keith Krebs

Dream Sequence Paparazzi Photographer (uncredited)

Kirsten Kuppenbender

Dancer (uncredited)

Christopher Ryan Renni-Calliope

Roughed-Up Paparazzi (uncredited)

Sal Rinella

Actor (uncredited)