Jerry O'Connell
Charlie (voice)
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Gidget (voice)
Rob Schneider
Jose (voice)
Danny Trejo
Vinnie P (voice)
Malcolm McDowell
Oliver (voice)
Keith David
The Wise Bartender
Dolph Lundgren
Victor von Manure
Peter Looney
Grandpa Peter
Christopher Frontiero
Johnson
Brandon Burrows
Officer Duewrong
Christopher Zuckert
Rookie Mailman
Steven C. Bennett
Veteran Mailman
Joshua Lou Friedman
Detective Tom Foolery
Courtney Lauren Penn
Madeline
Ellie Panger
Granny's Granddaughter
Marlon Young
Narrator (voice) (uncredited)