All Cast
Christina Ricci
Kate
Owen Benjamin
Will
Ann-Margret
Mrs. Banks
Matthew Lillard
Crocket
Jason Ishmael Echols
Wheels
Dave Sheridan
Jester Roy / Horny
Chris Wylde
Rank
Cedric the Entertainer
Professor Shockworthy
Tony Stef'Ano
Bubble Butt
Michael Ellison
Young Business Guy
Bill Engvall
Mr. Mendelson
Louise Griffiths
Jo
Martin Klebba
Count Le Petite
Jonathan Alderman
Cotton
Sandra Taylor
Princess Jeanette
Nadine Velazquez
Mathilde
Jason Waugh
Biker Dad
Mike Dusi
Ticket Scalper