All Cast
Sam Brittan
Middle Bernie
Charles Hutchins
Older Bernie
Jonah Britton
Young Bernie
Malcolm McDowell
Narrator
Kevin Sorbo
George Washington
Mike Horton
Peter Diamondstone
Leonard Kelly-Young
Eli
Sudana Bobatoon
Maxine Waters
Jessica Jade Andres
Bernie’s first wife
Elaine Ballace
Jane Sanders
Robert William Campbell
Josef Stalin
Kelly Love
Susan Que
Miranda Meadows
Hippy
Lisa Blake Richards
Clerk
Eric Roberts
Man in line
Laura Aleman
AOC
Alycia Cooper
Black Lives Matter
Anthony Traina
Ben
Ryan Coyle
Jerry
Gabrielle Sanalitro
Daisy Chain
Teagan Wilson
Irate Hippy 2
Sarah Sansoni
Irate Hippy
Diane Robin
Dorothy
Jamie Shinko
Debate Anchor
Cynthia Kania
Hillary Clinton
Don Frankel
Bill Clinton
Danielle McRae Spisso
Therapist
Dennis Gersten
William Charlton
Leonard Kelly-Young
