All Cast
Willa Fitzgerald
Connie
John Magaro
Paul
Vondie Curtis-Hall
Samuel
Catherine Curtin
Lena
Richard Kind
Jack
Sullivan Jones
Barry
Bruce Campbell
Richard Nixon (voice)
Jon Cryer
H.R. 'Bob' Haldeman (voice)
Ted Raimi
General Al Haig (voice)
Lloyd Kaufman
Jeffries
Marija Abney
Cheryl
Alanna Saunders
Daisy
Claire Saunders
Daffodil
Chris Quintos Cathcart
Rose Mary Woods (voice)
Gina Kreiezmar
Deb
Elle Schneider
Velma
Joshua A. Friedman
Fred
Dan Mirvish
Radio Announcer (voice)
Donald Ray Schwartz
OMB Larry (voice)