All Cast
Paul Weller
Self
Mick Talbot
Self
Dee C. Lee
Self
Steve White
Self
Richard Coles
Narrator
Yvonne French
TV Presenter
Robert Llewellyn
Studio Director
Josephine Melville
Queen
Gary Beadle
Judge
Phil Cornwell
Hooligan
Benjamin Brooks
Hooligan
Adam French
Hooligan
Rick Stone
Hooligan
Michael Fenner
Policeman