All Cast
Dirk Benedict
M. Harry Smilac
Tanya Roberts
Candace Vandervagen
Roddy Piper
Quick Rick Roberts
Louis Albano
Capt. Lou Murano
Barry Gordon
Sheldon Brockmeister
Charles Nelson Reilly
Vic Carson
Billy Barty
Tim McClusky
John Astin
Scotty
Sydney Lassick
Shapiro
John Fujioka
Mr. Kim
Kellie Martin
Missy Roberts
M.G. Kelly
TV Interviewer
Sam Fatu
Tonga Tom (as The Tonga Kid)
Sione Vailahi
Axe the Cannibal (as The Barbarian - Sione Vailahi)
Tom Kasat
Hammer the Cannibal (as Tijoe Khan)
Bruno Sammartino
Himself
Richard Fliehr
Himself
Freddie Blassie
Himself
Adnan Al-Kassie
Himself
Sanford Clark
Wheelchair Man
Dennis Fimple
Elmo
Leslee Bremmer
Girl in Bikini
Afa Anoa'i
The Samoans
Sika Anoa'i
The Samoans
Jay Johnstone
Himself
Chick Hearn
Booth Announcer / Himself
