All Cast

Chevy Chase

Chevy Chase

Dusty Bottoms

Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Lucky Day

Martin Short

Martin Short

Ned Nederlander

Alfonso Arau

Alfonso Arau

El Guapo

Tony Plana

Tony Plana

Jefe

Patrice Martinez

Patrice Martinez

Carmen

Jorge Cervera Jr.

Jorge Cervera Jr.

Bandito #1

Kai Wulff

Kai Wulff

German

Abel Franco

Abel Franco

Papa Sanchez

Fred Asparagus

Fred Asparagus

Bartender

Jon Lovitz

Jon Lovitz

Morty

Joe Mantegna

Joe Mantegna

Harry Flugleman

Philip Gordon

Philip Gordon

Rodrigo

Michael Wren

Michael Wren

Cowboy

Gene Hartline

Gene Hartline

Silent Movie Bandito

William B. Kaplan

William B. Kaplan

Silent Movie Bandito

Sophia Lamour

Sophia Lamour

Silent Movie Senorita

Santos Morales

Santos Morales

Telegrapher

Phil Hartman

Phil Hartman

Sam

Tino Insana

Tino Insana

Studio Guard

Craig Berenson

Craig Berenson

Telegram Delivery Boy

Joshua Gallegos

Joshua Gallegos

Bar Patron (as Josh Gallegos)

Norbert Weisser

Norbert Weisser

German's Friend

Brian Thompson

Brian Thompson

German's Other Friend

Hector Elias

Hector Elias

Pedro

Hector Morales

Hector Morales

Carlos

Betty Carvalho

Betty Carvalho

Mama Sanchez

Benita Andre

Benita Andre

Rosita

Dyana Ortelli

Dyana Ortelli

Juanita

Humberto Ortiz

Humberto Ortiz

Pablo

Candy Castillo

Candy Castillo

Bandito #2

Jeff O'Haco

Jeff O'Haco

Bandito #3

Loyda Ramos

Loyda Ramos

Conchita

Carl La Fong

Carl La Fong

Tortoise

Randy Newman

Randy Newman

Singing Bush (voice)

Rebecca Ferratti

Rebecca Ferratti

Hot Señorita

Brinke Stevens

Brinke Stevens

Silent Movie Actress (uncredited)