All Cast
Chevy Chase
Dusty Bottoms
Steve Martin
Lucky Day
Martin Short
Ned Nederlander
Alfonso Arau
El Guapo
Tony Plana
Jefe
Patrice Martinez
Carmen
Jorge Cervera Jr.
Bandito #1
Kai Wulff
German
Abel Franco
Papa Sanchez
Fred Asparagus
Bartender
Jon Lovitz
Morty
Joe Mantegna
Harry Flugleman
Philip Gordon
Rodrigo
Michael Wren
Cowboy
Gene Hartline
Silent Movie Bandito
William B. Kaplan
Silent Movie Bandito
Sophia Lamour
Silent Movie Senorita
Santos Morales
Telegrapher
Phil Hartman
Sam
Tino Insana
Studio Guard
Craig Berenson
Telegram Delivery Boy
Joshua Gallegos
Bar Patron (as Josh Gallegos)
Norbert Weisser
German's Friend
Brian Thompson
German's Other Friend
Hector Elias
Pedro
Hector Morales
Carlos
Betty Carvalho
Mama Sanchez
Benita Andre
Rosita
Dyana Ortelli
Juanita
Humberto Ortiz
Pablo
Candy Castillo
Bandito #2
Jeff O'Haco
Bandito #3
Loyda Ramos
Conchita
Carl La Fong
Tortoise
Randy Newman
Singing Bush (voice)
Rebecca Ferratti
Hot Señorita
