Seann William Scott
Chester
Kristy Swanson
Christie Boner
John Toles-Bey
Mr. Pizzacoli
Christian Middelthon
Nordic Dude #1
Dave Bannick
Nordic Dude #2
Kristoffer Ryan Winters
Zilbor
Bill Chott
Big Cult Guard #1
Michael Bower
Big Cult Guard #2
Linda Porter
Mrs. Crabbleman
Freda Foh Shen
Chinese Foooood Lady (voice)
Mitzi Martin
Jumpsuit Chick #1
Nichole Hiltz
Jumpsuit Chick #2
Linda Kim
Jumpsuit Chick #3
Mia Trudeau
Jumpsuit Chick #4
Kimmarie Johnson
Jumpsuit Chick #5
Keone Young
Chinese Tailor
Christopher Darga
Interrogation Cop
Jodi Ann Paterson
Super Jumpsuit Chick
Dwight Armstrong
Space-A-Rama Employee
Richard Johnson
Birthday Father
Galvin Chapman
Birthday Son
Katherine Baker
Cowgirl Stripper
Melissa Burleson
Dancer #4
Linda Maria Balver
Dancer #7
Blaise Fitzgerald
Musclehead
William H. Gray
Musclehead
Andy Dick
Mark (uncredited)
Joyce Giraud
Fabio's Girlfriend (uncredited)
Brent Spiner
Pierre (uncredited)