Alicia Witt
Claire Goldstein
Ivan Sergei
Eddie / Carl / Ben
Marlo Thomas
Sheila Goldstein
Elliott Gould
Bernie Goldstein
Molly Hagan
Janine Goldstein
Pat Crawford Brown
Grandma Ida Weinberg
Sandra Bernhard
Bibi Carlson
Peter Quartaroli
Guacamole Alan
Christopher Douglas
Threeway Tommy
Robert M. Koch
Almost Naked Man (as Robert Koch)
Yuri Lane
Rejected Music Student #1
Mai Huynh
Rejected Music Student #2
Mara Casey
Administrative Assistant
Petri Hawkins-Byrd
Fire Captain (as Petri-Hawkins Byrd)
Joshua Preven
Preppy Cute Guy #1
Tony Daly
Preppy Cute Guy #2 (as Anthony Daly)
Billy Phenix
Fred, The Cross Dresser
Domenic Saso
Accordian Player
Kate Weiman
New York Woman
