Krysta Rodriguez
Olivia St. Lapel / Maggie Zine
Anna Maria Horsford
Mayor Coont
Michelle Visage
Self / Narrator
Brooke Lynn Hytes
Kitty Myua
Joshua Allan Eads
Hazel Delashes
Jaymes Mansfield
Delia Von Whitewoman
Victoria "Porkchop" Parker
Bertram
Latrice Royale
The Spirit of Christmas
Carson Kressley
Kreston Carsley
Tia Shipman
Young 1997 Hannah
Heidi N Closet
Gorge Intern
Nadya Ginsburg
Barbara Walters (voice)
Kelly Mantle
Wistful Woman
Sutton Schultz
Little Lenny
Kylie Sonique Love
Dolly Parton
Meiyee Apple Tam
Annoying Smart Girl
Paul Kreppel
Cranky Old Man
Nick Baga
Dancing Husband #1
Montay Romero
Dancing Husband #2
Brandon Mathis
Dancing Husband #3
Mackenzie Green
Dancing Husband #4
Grant Gilmore
Dancing Husband #5
Ezra Sosa
Dancing Husband #6
Dominique Generaux
Townsfolk #4