All Cast

Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Henry Clark

Goldie Hawn

Goldie Hawn

Nancy Clark

John Cleese

John Cleese

Mr. Mersault

Mark McKinney

Mark McKinney

Greg

Jessica Cauffiel

Jessica Cauffiel

Susan Clark

Charlie Dell

Charlie Dell

Janitor on Train

Tom Riis Farrell

Tom Riis Farrell

Andrew Lloyd Webber

Cynthia Nixon

Cynthia Nixon

Sheena

Josh Mostel

Josh Mostel

Dr. Faber

Anne Haney

Anne Haney

Woman in Bathroom

Carlease Burke

Carlease Burke

Airline Representative

Oliver Hudson

Oliver Hudson

Alan Clark

Rudolph Giuliani

Rudolph Giuliani

Himself

Valerie Perri

Valerie Perri

Stewardess

Peggy Mannix

Peggy Mannix

Sweeper Woman

Jordan Baker

Jordan Baker

Rental Car Clerk

Christopher Durang

Christopher Durang

Paranoid Man

Mo Gaffney

Mo Gaffney

Paranoid Woman

Mary Testa

Mary Testa

Dominatrix

Gregory Jbara

Gregory Jbara

Edward

Joseph Maher

Joseph Maher

Mr. Wellstone

Constance McCashin

Constance McCashin

Mrs. Wellstone

Steve Bean

Steve Bean

Greg's Friend

James Arone

James Arone

Room Service Waiter

Chris McKinney

Chris McKinney

Arresting Cop

Joe Grifasi

Joe Grifasi

Arresting Cop

Jerome Preston Bates

Jerome Preston Bates

Prisoner #1

Jacinto Taras Riddick

Jacinto Taras Riddick

Prisoner #2

Cher Cosenza

Cher Cosenza

Dancer