All Cast
Steve Martin
Henry Clark
Goldie Hawn
Nancy Clark
John Cleese
Mr. Mersault
Mark McKinney
Greg
Jessica Cauffiel
Susan Clark
Charlie Dell
Janitor on Train
Tom Riis Farrell
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Cynthia Nixon
Sheena
Josh Mostel
Dr. Faber
Anne Haney
Woman in Bathroom
Carlease Burke
Airline Representative
Oliver Hudson
Alan Clark
Rudolph Giuliani
Himself
Valerie Perri
Stewardess
Peggy Mannix
Sweeper Woman
Jordan Baker
Rental Car Clerk
Christopher Durang
Paranoid Man
Mo Gaffney
Paranoid Woman
Mary Testa
Dominatrix
Gregory Jbara
Edward
Joseph Maher
Mr. Wellstone
Constance McCashin
Mrs. Wellstone
Steve Bean
Greg's Friend
James Arone
Room Service Waiter
Chris McKinney
Arresting Cop
Joe Grifasi
Arresting Cop
Jerome Preston Bates
Prisoner #1
Jacinto Taras Riddick
Prisoner #2