All Cast

Michael Bentine

The Sandwich Man

Dora Bryan

Mrs. De Vere

Harry H. Corbett

Stage Door Keeper

Bernard Cribbins

Photographer

Diana Dors

First Billingsgate Lady

Tracey Crisp

Girl in the Black Plastic Mac

Ian Hendry

Policeman Motor Cycle

Stanley Holloway

Park Gardener

Wilfrid Hyde-White

Lord Uffingham

Michael Medwin

Sewer Man

Ron Moody

Rowing Coach

Anna Quayle

Second Billingsgate Woman

Terry-Thomas

Scout Master

Norman Wisdom

Boxing Vicar

Suzy Kendall

Sue

John Le Mesurier

Religious Sandwich Man

Warren Mitchell

Gipsy Sid

Burt Kwouk

Ice Cream Man

Marianne Stone

Uncredited

Skip Martin

Edgar

Aubrey Morris

Cedric

Donald Wolfit

Car Salesman

David Buck

Steven

Alfie Bass

Yachtsman

Earl Cameron

Bus Conductor

Leon Thau

Ram

Hugh Futcher

Gogi

Peter Jones

Escapologist

Robert Lang

Waiter

David Lodge

Charlie

Ewen Solon

Blind Man

Sydney Tafler

First Fish Porter

Frank Finlay

Second Fish Porter

Ronnie Stevens

Drunk

Tony Tanner

Ferry Man

Fred Emney

Sir Arthur Moleskin

Peter Arne

Gentleman in Rolls Royce

Max Bacon

Chef

Terry Brooks

Brian - Boy Scout

Gerald Campion

Fred - Sandwich Man in Suit of Armour

Michael Chaplin

Pavement Artist

Roger Delgado

Abdul - Carpet Seller

Joe Gibbons

Ern - Man Driving Lawnmower

Syd Harrison

Polar Bear Man

Max Harrison

Kangaroo Man

John Junkin

Chauffeur

Jeremy Lloyd

Jeremy - the Guardsman

Bartlett Mullins

George Pocket

Patrick Newell

River Bus Man

Maureen Pryor

Michael Trubshawe

Guardsman

Neil Wilson

Traffic Warden