Sada Thompson
Mrs. Antrobus
Jeffrey Combs
Henry Antrobus
Rue McClanahan
Fortune Teller
John Houseman
Network Newscaster
Diana Bellamy
Miss E. Muse / Ivy
Renee Brooks
Miss M. Muse / Showgirl
Bonnie Campbell-Britton
Miss T. Muse / Audio Person
Gary Dontzig
Telegraph Boy/Conveener
Larry Drake
Homer/Conveener
John Eames
Conveener/Fred Bailey
Bill Geisslinger
Doctor/Broadcaster
Michael Lueders
Mammoth/Lifeguard
Jonathan McMurtry
Mr. Fitzpatrick
Sean Sullivan
Dinosaur/Chair Pusher
Rosina Widdowson-Reynolds
Showgirl/Hester
Jeff Harry Woolf
Conveener