Leslie Nielsen
Mr. Quincy Magoo
Kelly Lynch
Luanne LeSeur / Prunella Pegula
Stephen Tobolowsky
Agent FBI Chuck Stupak
Ernie Hudson
Agent CIA Gus Anders
Jennifer Garner
Stacey Sampanahoditra
Malcolm McDowell
Austin Cloquet
Frank C. Turner
Ralston - Stage Manager
Robert Metcalfe
Desk Clerk
Dolores Drake
Female Tourist
Michael Puttonen
Security Guard
Chancz Perry
Train Station Porter
Marke Driesschen
Radio Announcer
Brenda McDonald
Opera Patron
Shawn Macdonald
Cook Show Host
Carrie Cain-Sparks
Rosita's Dresser
Kristie Yzerman
Snowboarder
David Mylrea
Baboon Performer
Greg Burson
Animated Magoo (voice)