All Cast
Alexa PenaVega
Carmen Cortez
Daryl Sabara
Juni Cortez
Antonio Banderas
Gregorio Cortez
Carla Gugino
Ingrid Cortez
Steve Buscemi
Romero
Mike Judge
Donnagon
Danny Trejo
Machete
Cheech Marin
Felix Gumm
Matt O'Leary
Gary Giggles
Emily Osment
Gerti Giggles
Ricardo Montalban
Grandfather
Holland Taylor
Grandmother
Alan Cumming
Fegan Floop
Tony Shalhoub
Alexander Minion
Taylor Momsen
President's Daughter
Christopher McDonald
President of the USA
Bill Paxton
Dinky Winks
Dale Dudley
Head Magna Man
Troy Robinson
Magna Man / Waiter
Ron Hayden
Main Secret Agent
Brian Thornton
Secret Agent #2
Mark Turner
Secret Agent #3
Jasmine Marin
Spy Girl
Angela Lanza
Park Public Relations
Felix Sabates
Test Family
Lynda Sabates
Test Family
Alexandra Sabates
Test Family