John Leguizamo
Luigi Mario
Francesca P. Roberts
Bertha
Desiree Marie Velez
Angelica
Andrea Powell
Brooklyn Girl
Heather Pendergast
Brooklyn Girl
Melanie Salvatore
Brooklyn Girl
Robert D. Raiford
T.V. Announcer
Harry S. Murphy
Reporter #1
Robert Lee Edwards
Scapelli Bodyguard
Ronald Lou Edwards
Scapelli Bodyguard
Matthew Zachary Hopkins
Pizza Delivery Boy
Jim Asaki
Japanese Businessman #1
Matt Nikko
Japanese Businessman #2
Kevin West
Devo Controller
Jeffrey Pillars
Devo Technician
Frank Welker
Creatures (voice)
Dan Castellaneta
Narrator (voice)
Fred Folger
Goomba (uncredited)
David Kraus
Singing Waiter (uncredited)
Ronnie Jay Leipold
Crazed Lunatic (uncredited)
Alan McCoy
Devo Technician (uncredited)
Mark Jeffrey Miller
Vendor (uncredited)
Carlene Moore
Prostitute (uncredited)
Neil Riddaway
Brooklyn Girl (uncredited)
Joe West
Archaeology Student (uncredited)