All Cast

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd

Beldar Conehead

Jane Curtin

Jane Curtin

Prymatt Conehead

Michelle Burke

Michelle Burke

Connie Conehead

Sinbad

Sinbad

Otto

Phil Hartman

Phil Hartman

Marlax

Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler

Carmine

Chris Farley

Chris Farley

Ronnie the Mechanic

Eddie Griffin

Eddie Griffin

Customer

Michael Richards

Michael Richards

Motel Clerk

David Spade

David Spade

Eli Turnbull, INS Agent

Michael McKean

Michael McKean

Gorman Seedling, INS Deputy Commissioner

Drew Carey

Drew Carey

Taxi Passenger

Shishir Kurup

Shishir Kurup

Khoudri

Robert Knott

Robert Knott

Air Traffic Controller

McNally Sagal

McNally Sagal

Female Agent

Jason Alexander

Jason Alexander

Larry Farber

Lisa Jane Persky

Lisa Jane Persky

Lisa Farber

Joey Lauren Adams

Joey Lauren Adams

Christina

Parker Posey

Parker Posey

Stephanie

Kevin Nealon

Kevin Nealon

Senator

Julia Sweeney

Julia Sweeney

Principal

Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres

Coach

Walter Robles

Walter Robles

Fire Marshal

Tim Meadows

Tim Meadows

Athletic Cone

Peter Aykroyd

Peter Aykroyd

Highmaster Mentot

Tom Arnold

Tom Arnold

Golfer (uncredited)

Jon Lovitz

Jon Lovitz

Dr. Rudolph, Dentist (uncredited)

Laraine Newman

Laraine Newman

Laarta

James Keane

James Keane

Harv

Todd Susman

Todd Susman

Ron

Whip Hubley

Whip Hubley

F-16 Pilot

Grant Martell

Grant Martell

Hispanic Man #1

Art Bonilla

Art Bonilla

Hispanic Man #2

Rosa Maria Briz

Rosa Maria Briz

Hispanic Woman (as Rosa Briz)

Danielle Aykroyd

Danielle Aykroyd

3 Year Old Connie

Nicolette Harnish

Nicolette Harnish

10 Year Old Connie

Sam Freed

Sam Freed

Master of Ceremonies

Tom Davis

Tom Davis

Supplicant

Garrett Morris

Garrett Morris

Captain Orecruiser

Jan Hooks

Jan Hooks

Gladys Johnson, Driving Student

Jonathan Penner

Jonathan Penner

Captain Air Traffic

Howard Napper

Howard Napper

Ang Pilot

Cooper Layne

Cooper Layne

Engineer

Sarah Anne Levy

Sarah Anne Levy

Hygenist

Sydney Coberly

Sydney Coberly

Nurse

Barry Kivel

Barry Kivel

Doctor

Terry Turner

Terry Turner

Sketch Artist

Richard Comar

Richard Comar

Agent

Dave Thomas

Dave Thomas

Highmaster

Nils Allen Stewart

Nils Allen Stewart

Guard

Mitchell Bobrow

Mitchell Bobrow

Garthok Combatant

Laurence Bilzerian

Laurence Bilzerian

Cone Battle Commander

Topper Lilien

Topper Lilien

Cone Pilot