Jennifer Coolidge
White Bitch
Faune Chambers Watkins
Susan
Darrell Hammond
Captain Jack Swallows
David Carradine
Museum Curator
Kevin McDonald
Harry Potter
Dana Seltzer
Flight Attendant
Dane Farwell
Albus Dumbledore
Jareb Dauplaise
Nacho Libre
Danny Jacobs
Borat / Pirate with Eye Patch
David Lehre
Ashton Kutcher
James Walker Sr.
Samuel Jackson
Jill Latiano Howerton
Singing Pirate Girl
Shawn McDonald
P. Diddy Faun
Lauren Conrad
Lauren Conrad
Katt Williams
Harry Beaver (voice)
David J. Catching
Aslo's Camp Band
Jesse Hughes
Aslo's Camp Band
Brian O'Connor
Aslo's Camp Band
Gene Trautmann
Aslo's Camp Band
Kenny Yates
Pirate with Heart
Jillian Grace
Pirate Wench
Pollyanna Uruena
Pirate Wench
Sara Jean Underwood
Pirate Wench
Arielle Vandenberg
Cribs Faun
Irina Voronina
Jogging Girl
David Whatley-Zepeda
Silas the Monk
Mary Castro
Breast Bite Woman
Thomas Van Tassel
Crotch Bite Guy
Lichelle D. Ebner
Morphed Mystique
Roscoe Lee Browne
Narrator (voice)
Ronald Lee Clark
Oompa Loompa
Michael Lee Gogin
Oompa Loompa
Joseph S. Griffo
Oompa Loompa
Mighty Mike Murga
Oompa Loompa
Mark Povinelli
Oompa Loompa
David Steinberg
Oompa Loompa
Kevin Thompson
Oompa Loompa
Tyce Diorio
Willy Dance Double
Richard Steelo Vasquez
Curator Dance Double
Megan Hiratzka
Dancing Pirate Girl
Samantha Faye Lee
Dancing Pirate Girl
Philip Albuquerque
Breakdancing Pirate
Jaime Burgos III
Breakdancing Pirate
Oren Michaeli
Breakdancing Pirate
Frankie DeMiranda
Dancing Soldier
Anwar Burton
Michael Jackson
Kevin Hart
Silas (uncredited)
Scott L. Schwartz
Rubeus Hagrid (uncredited)
Monica Ford
The Hot Nun (uncredited)
John Eric Brown
Warrior (uncredited)
Dave Gist
Man-Boobs! (uncredited)
Jon Overgaauw
Oompa Loompa (uncredited)
Donna Russo
Oompa Loompa (uncredited)
Phillip Sanchez
Monk (uncredited)
Matt Weinglass
Warrior (uncredited)