John Malkovich
Professor Sandiford
Anjelica Huston
Art History Teacher
Adam Scott
Marvin Bushmiller
Jack Ong
Professor Okamura
Mike Stanley
Martel Drinker
Shelly Cole
Filthy-Haired Girl
Cristen Coppen
Preppy Girl
Michael Shamus Wiles
Donald Baumgarten
Lauren Lee Smith
Beat Girl
Travis Walck
Richard Natwick
Paul Collins
Professor David Zipkin
Roxanne Day
Jonah's Wife - Marie
Katija Pevec
Cynthia Platz
Edith Jefferson
Doddering Aunt
Richard Bakalyan
Cranky Guard
Kimi Reichenberg
Suburban Girl
John Bliss
Vince's Grandpa
Charlie Talbert
Vince's Editor
Amy Gross
Vince's Editor's Girlfriend
Alexandra Ryan
Nympho Slut
Lauren Bowles
Woman Strangled
Zachary Maurer
Young Jerome
Oliver Ryan Anderson
Cute Girl's Boyfriend
Alexi Wasser
Female Student
Wendy Haines
Grenadine Woman
Erik Walker
Punching Bully
Lily Asinovsky
Girl Who Steps on Glass
Steve Buscemi
Broadway Bob D'Annunzio
Kristin Quick
Girl Student
