All Cast
Rob Schneider
Gus
David Spade
Richie
Jon Heder
Clark
Molly Sims
Liz
Jon Lovitz
Mel
Amaury Nolasco
Carlos
Tim Meadows
Wayne
Nick Swardson
Howie
Erinn Bartlett
Salad Girl / Sarah
Craig Kilborn
Jerry
John Farley
Swimmer Boy
Bill Romanowski
Karl
Matt Weinberg
Kyle
Reggie Jackson
Self
Sean Salisbury
Brad
Joe Gnoffo
Marcus Ellwood
Jackie Sandler
Female Customer
Jared Sandler
Autograph Kid
Ray Nicholson
Kid Catcher #1 Game #2
Terry Crews
Poker Guy #1
Patrick Schwarzenegger
Jock Kid Game #3
Lochlyn Munro
Ultimate Home Remodel Host
Doug Jones
Number 7 Robot
Rachel Hunter
Hot Mother
Dan Patrick
Poker Guy #2 A.K.A. O'Malley
James Earl Jones
Darth Vader (voice)
Max Prado
Nelson
Dennis Dugan
Coach Bellows
Jonathan Loughran
Brad's Assistant Coach
Jillian Henry
Gretchen Peterson
Danny McCarthy
Troy
Mason Knight
Charlie Catcher
Irene Roseen
Elderly Woman
Judith Drake
Mrs. Johnson
Gerry Del Sol
Umpire
Blake Clark
Umpire
Ron Masak
Principal
Brooke Langton
Kathy Dobson
Mary Jo Catlett
Mrs. Ellwood
Matthew Willig
Jock Guy
Cleo King
Lady Customer
Gabriel Pimentel
Little Man