The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005
Sep 22 2005
•0h 10m
•Action, Comedy
Not meant for the public eye, this film reveals the dark reality of what's wrong with company's product. With its primitive instincts triggered by bad behaviour of people around it, the seemingly tame Father Christmas will forget the intensive training and turn into a brutal beast. You better watch out, you better not cry, There's no room for mistakes.
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Otso Tarkela
Father Christmas
Onni Tommila
Boy
Tommi Korpela
Marker
Jorma Tommila
Sniper
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